Forget Ozempic! You can THINK yourself thin with my revolutionary 'hypno-jab'... and you don't even need to get off the sofa, writes a leading hypnotherapist

Dieting is hard. It's why the idea of a weekly weight-loss injection that does all the work for you, like Ozempic, is so tempting - especially when you see the transformations of celebrities who use it.

LIZ JONES: How the past few days have shown us the depth of Kate and Charles's special relationship - and the very touching thing he said to her after she revealed her cancer diagnosis

It is the ultimate special relationship, even if it's been fairly low-key since Kate became part of the Royal Family - exactly 13 years ago on Monday.

The 'Oopzempic' baby boom: Rise in unplanned pregnancies in women taking slimming jabs sparks warnings from top fertility experts

Dubbed 'Oopzempic babies', the phenomenon has even led some US physicians to prescribe the jabs off-label to treat polycystic ovary syndrome.

JAN MOIR: Another day, another desperate Montecito dollar. This time with jam on it!

In the week that we learn Prince Harry has lost another court case, the first product from American Riviera Orchard has been rolled out and it is - ta da! - a jar of strawberry jam.

How Katie Holmes tackled the Risky Business of leaving Scientology: As Suri turns 18 with Tom Cruise said to have 'no part' in her life, how the Dawson's Creek star parted ways with the church and came out unscathed with the help of her secret weapon

As the New York-based aspiring fashionista celebrates her 18th birthday, FEMAIL looks back on how Katie Holmes removed Scientology from her life.

Meghan's fruity flop? Only THREE unfamous faces out of 50 chosen jam-fluencers have spilled the jelly on her new Montecito sweetmeats! So just WHO else made the cut? MAUREEN CALLAHAN has an idea...

So, who is Number One?That's the burning question, now that Meghan has launched the first offering from 'American Riviera Orchard' - jarred jam, its debut limited to 50 rations.

JANET STREET-PORTER: As the Sussexes reinvent themselves as Netflix TV stars, does anyone need Meghan the mop-wielding domestic goddess? No thank you. But give me Harry's insight into the world of polo - and all its sex, money and glamour - any day

As the Duchess of Sussex launches herself as the USA's answer to Nigella, do we need another lesson in how to make a delicious dip using free range produce, asks JANET STREET-PORTER.

Samantha Markle plans to ask Kate Middleton for a witness statement as she officially files appeal against judge's dismissal of her defamation case against half-sister Meghan but says: 'Her recovery is a priority'

Last month, Florida Judge Charlene Edwards Honeywell said that the case should be dismissed because Samantha 'failed to identify any statements that could support a claim for defamation.

Meghan Markle's half-sister Samantha appeals judge's decision to dismiss libel case against her over 'disparaging hurtful and false' comments she made during 2021 Oprah Winfrey interview

Florida Judge Charlene Edwards Honeywell said that the case should be dismissed because Samantha 'failed to identify any statements that could support a claim for defamation.

Forbes Rich List 2024: George Lucas tops the annual poll of celebrity billionaires despite directing his last film 19 YEARS ago - but who else makes the top five?

The celebrated director, 79, has amassed a $5.5billion fortune according to the poll, despite his filmmaking career effectively ending in 2005.

JAN MOIR: Bring on Meghan's candle of grievance with sobbing crystal petals. Whatever she's selling, I'm buying!

Meghan has launched a brand called American Riviera Orchard and I am here for it. Coffee, tomato leaf soap - whatever the heck she is selling, the first merch drop can't come quickly enough for me.

Will conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel now realize their dreams of having children after Abby's secret wedding in 2021

Abby Hensel, now 34, from Minnesota , tied the knot with Josh Bowling, 33. She previously said she was keen to have children.

Abby Hensel is married! Conjoined twin who rose to fame in reality show Abby & Brittany secretly tied the knot with an army veteran in 2021

Abby Hensel, now 34, from Minnesota, got married to nurse Josh Bowling, a former US army veteran, in 2021, according to public records obtained by TODAY.

Annus Horribilis 2024: How Kate Middleton cancer announcement is Royal Family's latest blow this year after King Charles's diagnosis and Prince Harry's ongoing estrangement - 32 years after Queen Elizabeth II's famous speech

Some 32 years after Queen Elizabeth II's 'annus horribilis', the Royal Family is facing what could become its gravest crisis since the 1936 abdication of Edward VIII amid a barrage of bad news.

Harry 'will be devastated' that Kate Middleton has cancer: Prince and Meghan's message to the Princess of Wales was 'lovely' but it would be 'a distraction' if he returned to UK, say royal experts

Biographer and historian Hugo Vickers believes the California couple should stay in the US for now to aid the future queen's cancer fight and recovery.

Harry 'will be devastated' that Kate Middleton has cancer: Prince and Meghan's message was 'lovely' but it would be 'a distraction' if he returned to UK, say royal experts

Biographer and historian Hugo Vickers believes the California couple should stay in the US for now to aid the future queen's cancer fight and recovery.

Harry and Meghan's message to Kate Middleton was 'lovely' but it would be 'a distraction' for William's brother to return to the UK to 'help them out' says royal insider as prince stays in California

Biographer and historian Hugo Vickers believes the California couple should stay in the US for now to aid the future queen's cancer fight and recovery.

Will Harry fly back to see the sister-in-law he was once so close to? Duke of Sussex - who was affectionately treated like a younger brother by the Princess of Wales - faces another flight back to Britain as his family is thrown into new health crisis

The Duke of Sussex , 39, described Kate as the 'big sister I never had' when she became engaged to William 11 years ago, but their relationship has fractured.

Be warned of the 'Ozempic wall'! Experts say little-known issue will affect EVERYONE on miracle slimming jabs - and it can kick in after just six weeks

Some users have hit the so-called 'Ozempic wall', complaining on online forums about how they're now struggling to shift the pounds despite fasting and exercising.

Hollywood's Ozempic Olympics! It's the reason these 11 celebrities have lost huge amounts of weight - but some claim it's 'amazing' while others warn you'll vomit 5 times a day

Ozempic has become a hot topic when it comes to weight loss with many celebrities turning to the drug to shed pounds. Celebrity fans including Kelly Osbourne, 39 and Oprah Winfrey, 70

EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Meghan Markle calls in top photographer for a glamorous photoshoot of Archie and Lilibet

EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: The photo-shoot, at Prince Harry and Meghan's mansion in Montecito, coincided with the launch of Meghan's lifestyle and cookery brand, American Riviera Orchard.